FORUMUL SCRIITORILOR AMATORI :: Întrebare

Trimis: 03/07/2018 20:01

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I took him out of the dog
shelter to make sure that he

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didn't belong to anyone, and he
didn't, but they said that I

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couldn't adopt him until I had
an interview.

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And I mean, look at these
questions.

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Do you have a yard?

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Who am I?

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Rihanna.

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I'm never going to let me adopt
him.

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Just do what I do.

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Lie.

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Yeah.

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When I was a kid, people used to
lie to me all the time.

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And I just promised myself that
when I grew up, I wouldn't do

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that to anyone.

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I don't even know how to lie.

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Well, it sounds like you need a
teacher.

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It's a pity.

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The greatest liar in the world
lives in London.

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Oh really?

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No, that was a lie.

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Candace.

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He's standing right in front of
you.

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Also a lie.

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I'm actually the second greatest
liar in the world.

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The 1st is dead.

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A lie.

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He's not dead.

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He's in prison for lying.

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Another lie.

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Oh, he actually lives next door
to my mom in London.

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Lies.

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I'm not even British.

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I was born and raised on a farm
in Ohio.

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Get a notebook.

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Start writing this down because
your training is about to start.

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Lie.

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It's already begun.

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British people can lie.

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Oh, man, I can't believe how
cold it is.

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Hey, can you feel your arms?

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I can't believe you let Kevin
take your coat, man.

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Well, maybe I just wanted to
wear the vest.

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Why is there a Marty McFly Look
Alike contest somewhere?

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We've got to stop letting people
take advantage of you.

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OK?

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Everyone doesn't take advantage
of me.

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Candace is currently living in
your bar.

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And what about Shelly?

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He takes all the senior citizens
at the retirement home that he

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works out and they come in here
and they don't pay for the

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thing.

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Well, excuse me for caring about
old folks whose families have

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abandoned them.

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They have now, don't you listen
to him, Misses Bosma.

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Your daughter loves you very
much.

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At least go get your coat back.

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OK?

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Daniel.

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Daniel.

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Daniel.

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I didn't give Kevin my coat to
keep his body warm.

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I did it to warm his heart.

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See you've read the book.

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But now meet the man I am.

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Chicken soup for the soul.

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Drink me in.

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Let my broth warm your insides.

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Yeah.

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I'm not a huge fan of man broth.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Life.

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Sorry, Danny.

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But I see the good in everybody,
and there's nothing you're going

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to say that's going to change
that.

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OK, You know how I take care of
the rent checks?

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And you know how we split at
5050?

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Why is mine for $600.00 and and
your checks for 400?

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Because I've been taking
advantage of you since the day

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we met.

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You've been stealing from me.

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Yeah, I immediately regret that.

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I use that as an example.

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Sweetie, are you OK?

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I'm great.

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I'm just cutting the slime into
equal halves.

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This looks about right, Danny,
doesn't it?

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Oh, bro, he got you with a math
burn.

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Also known as not a burn at all.

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You should know that I've been
secretly paying you back and

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I've been sneaking 20s in your
pocket just about every day.

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What?

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I just thought I was making more
tips.

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From who?

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I'm sorry, but from now on,
we'll split the rent 5050.

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But still, that doesn't mean
that you shouldn't let me have

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it.

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So go ahead, lay it on me.

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All right.

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You ready?

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Are you ready?

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Because Hurricane Justin is
coming.

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Let's go live to the scene in
Detroit.

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Yeah.

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Hi Pam.

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The hurricane is taking form.

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There seems to be a long haired
idiot out here who doesn't think

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this storm is actually coming
back to you.

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Studio back.

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Hi, this is Gary back at the
studio.

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It looks like a little baby
storm that probably just some

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mild precipitation and the storm
won't affect anything at all.

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Actually, Gary, you're wrong.

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I can't hear you're over the
wind because it's it's really

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coming in down.

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Windy at all, actually, from
here.

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Sounds like a nice sunny day.

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Uh oh, the studio's gone and
went away because there's

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Thunder.

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Boom, boom.

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It's so loud.

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Boom, lightning.

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Here comes the storm.

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Why don't people always take
advantage of me?

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I think you just answered your
own question.

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Look, this situation is just
like Kevin in your coat, all

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right?

Trimis: 19/06/2023 00:21

Trimis: 24/06/2023 12:40